Totally Tangled

I need a haircut. My hair is the longest it has been in years and it is driving me crazy. If you are like my boyfriend you are saying to yourself, just go get it cut. Easier said than done. My lovely hair stylist lives in Seattle and I do not. Since I am not making a fortune on eBay yet I can't fly her here to do my hair or fly to her and get a hair cut on the tarmac (I am not the President) so I need to find a new stylist. Do you have any idea how traumatic (FYI auto correct tried to turn traumatic to dramatic which may be a better description of what is actually going on) it is to try and find someone who won't a) mess up my hair and b) is not like a million dollars per cut? I love my hair and a bad haircut can ruin you for months. I need someone to protect me from my delusional ideas of what my hair should look like and then spend months trying to grow it back out. Jamie (my stylist) knows to tell me no to bangs and pixie cuts. No matter how much I beg for them she won't budge because she knows I will bitch about how much I hate it after it's done (that is just the way I roll). I know I just need to bite the bullet and get it done. Seriously long hair is not that hard to cut, I know this, but yet I still have yet to get it done. Is it just me that is this paranoid about new stylists? I miss you Jamie!!

Way too long and this is if I don't straighten it!